I, Friday to eight Dear readers,
pretending nothing about the fact that the blog was not updated for a couple of geological time (more or less the time that my brother is in the bathroom the other day started and finished War and Peace by Tolstoy, and meanwhile we have also made a phone call ... all in one shit!)
lamacity.blogspot.com today is proud to present its first manual .... Intergalactic
GUIDE FOR DRUNKEN Valtiberina
If you see a paradox in the title, this is explained to me, Lamarina province, the universe begins and ends at the church at the crossroad Lugnano ... Later on I was always taught that There are two monsters heads and mythological half man and means selciarini with cock ... then I've never wanted to venture beyond the pillars of the Giuan Fondaccio, Lamarina mythical, legend, defied the gods and the fate of looking beyond the church, wanting to even reach Bologna ... During the journey, attacked by monsters with the body of a de trestinese and sympathy of the village, his car, a brown 127, taken at a Vingone de Forlì, pronounced the brave comrades who had dared to follow the famous phrase "you are not Cachet de force field for burps, but to follow virtue and Lorenza", known to Bologna in Fano Metauro camping in mid-August (Ah correcting what was said a few lines above the world ... it begins and ends at the church Doppo Trestina but there is a remote island to report hundreds of kilometers, Fano and towers, that my mind can conceive how friendly place, then existing, and inhabited by ordinary people ... . ... reply back home to Castelen).
This guide, serials, we therefore propose to provide useful information that may solve some problems of the poor local drinkers (group to which the country provides Lama hosts and fed a constant generational turnover) ...
If you require the guide online at lamacity.blogspot @ gmail.com (longer ele Where Fe), we will complete the entire home with a major discount (that is, that just paid me co na bottle of wine but de bono chel) and more, you can participate in the extraction of 100
blade (of course there is no indication of whether they are animals of the Andes or the Buddhist monks ... Okay your cock) ... .
Hence ... the first episode ...
COUNCIL The
The first suggestion is clearly and definitely the most important.
Friends, drink.
I know it is difficult, especially if your grandmother would put the brandy on the bottle (to find in the dark? Who knows ...). You have been taught that "drinking is right, that water is bad and the wine makes you sing" and all the other crap that fiole sing when they pretend they drunk.
No, friends, their no!
drink is wrong, immoral, and bad for your health.
If you stop the world will seem completely different.
Last week, I stopped drinking for three days!
It 's true, life will look different! I, for one, had not the slightest suspicion of being engaged for a year and a half.
friends do not drink! This is the most important advice that will give you this guide.
If you can do it, you can also take this guide and throw on the fire (although, since the guide is electronic, you should throw your PC on fire, and I do not know how I take it your father or your partner, since then sa PCs pollute the fire to die) ... If the first
exhortation is not served at all ...
Here are some tips that no, it will help you stop drinking ... I will just drink meglio.E then, more!
start with the general things ...
COUNCIL II
Do gym
Your body is the means by which to move your head (and your mouth) from bar to bar. There is no need to have turtles strange on the back as tripe or Rosolino.Vi enough to have a pair of legs and a mobility disability with less than 70%. A physical
gym requires attention and effort are too high for a drinker.
If signs do you do to stand up n heaps, thirst posto.Non need anything else.
COUNCIL
III (Continued in the next episodes so today I broke coioni )....
